South London Vehicle Pound

Such lovely people working there. A horrible experience having to find out your car is in the pound but they made it a million times less horrible. Thanks guys!

The woman on the desk was,lovely she only had one tooth in her head so I used it to my advantage and opened my bottle of Stella.i sat and spoke to one toothed Tracey for about 20 minutes while I waited for them to sort out the paperwork,

I didn’t want to leave Tracey but she was starting to get on my nerves so I went outside and had a pinch of coke out of the gram I had on me just to calm me down. After giving them some dirty money I had made at the wkend I finally got my bmw back and I left feeling happy knowing that I could go back to the streets peddling drugs again.

I’ll never leave my car again to pick up an ounce on a double yellow I’ll think I’ll pay Jerome £20 to pick it up for me-I have really learned my lesson this time .

I work at the pound

Excellent place to get your car towed away to. Far away enough from the hustle and bustle of central London to feel like a leisurely micro-holiday. The Gaudi-esque use of the different concretes used craft this park is exquisite. Not had such a uplifting experience since I went to that military parade at Alexanderplatz, East Berlin around 1984.