Maricopa County Sheriff Office

The food you would find in a 5 star hotel, and the a staff were so helpful and nice they even tuck you in bed

AC was amazing. Don't know how they afford it. Wish my house felt like that all the time. Dude next to me was really cold because he was in a tank top. Asked me to wrap him in toilet paper. Thought it would be funny so I did. Got an orange and peanut butter with bread to eat. Would minus one star for no jelly, but was free so can't really complain there. They put these really nifty steel bars in between every 4 feet or so on all the very comfortable icy cold cement benches to prevent you from laying down if you are tired. You gotta be awake and alert for when you see the judge, which might take about 8 hours or so. I thought that was very thoughtful of whoever designed the jail. Also, expect someone to ask how much money you have, and how much all your assets are worth. Not really sure why they are doing my accounting for me while I was in jail, but they were nice enough to do it for free.

Filibertos will give you a free burrito when you get out. Just show them your wrist band.

I love working downtown in the middle of the night. I imagine the people being brought into the jail are not having a fun time though.

Its interesting to watch the traffic come out of this place. I see police from Buckeye to Scottsdale PD and everything in between coming out of here. Must be the main county jail. Makes for a long trip from Buckeye I bet.

I wonder of they have hot pockets. I hope I wont ever have to find out.