Barrett, The Honors College at Arizona State University

Ooooooooooooooooooo look at me I go to Barrett.... what is Barrett.... THE FREAKIN' HONORS COLLEGE!!!! Look at me!!! I am so smart I go to Barrett. I didn't party like you did and ruin my GPA. While you were out doing keg stands I was up in the dorm STUDYING.

The best school for the brightest students. Great dorms!

Great buffet. Delicious, healthy, dining option.

Definitely the zenith of the American education system. ASU without Barrett (comma) The Honors College is like a rave without molly, not as good as it could be but still worth going to because there will be attractive girls

Great dorms, but they feel very sterile and not cozy or homey. The dining hall (cafeteria) has good food but little variety and gets to be kind of a drag after the first couple months. I lived on the first floor which almost always smelled like garbage because the door to the trash room was right next to the entrance for my floor. Honors professors are some of the most amazing humans I've encountered in my life. The honors class, Human Event, was a genuinely amazing experience I wouldn't trade for anything.

Send your kids to this college.