Address: 4930 Lake Blvd, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation. Example: You ask me for a Hamburger. 1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. 2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. 3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. 4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. 6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.”
Address: 4930 Lake Blvd, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“My wife and I love this church! We feel the Lord brought us here 3 years ago and we have not looked back. We have extended our family. We love the vision of the church and volunteer our time to come alongside the vision and what the Lord is doing in our comunity. I would recommend anyone looking for a new church family in North County...look no further. Come visit us!”
Address: 2530 Jason Ct, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Staff was very helpful and kind with setting up my equipment. ”
Address: Catalina Cir, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Sen & Ashley are both amazing and knowledgeable! She created a workout and meal plan based on my personal needs and goals. She doesn’t stop there. She offers encouragement and support during the entire process.”
Address: 2300 Catalina Cir, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“I'm really loving our new apartment. It has beautiful wood floors and stainless steel appliances which give it a very modern feel. We were really happy with the whole leasing process and were treated kindly. The community of people is very nice and peaceful. I'd definitely recommend living here.”
Address: 4695 North Ave, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“My plumber sent me there with a list of items to pick up. April was awesome and helped me get exactly what I needed (I know NOTHING about plumbing)! While I was there, other contractors came and went quickly with what they needed.”
Address: 2318 Catalina Cir unit#294, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“My friend refer me to this repair service. Glad i listen to her and was able to save some money. They repaired the washing machine at a good price. Repair man was professional and knew what he was doing.”
Address: 1501 N Melrose Dr, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Met some of the finest ladies here. Usual prices, traffic is bad at times. Great staff, good lighting at night. Occasionally there's some local "tough" guys checking you out because they're whack.”
Address: 1501 Melrose Dr, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“They are kind of busy so make sure they get things right”
Address: 4665 North Ave, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Great Customer Service, quick availability for an appointment. They have enterprise onsite for rental cars. The team was very welcoming and resolved all my issues in 1 visit. Quicker turn around than the San Diego and Costa Mesa locations. Snacks and coffee available when I picked up my Model 3. Highly recommend Tesla Oceanside Service Center!!”
Address: 4675 North Ave #32, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
Address: Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“If you live at island club apartments, at least you can park here when there are no spot available. This place is great! Island club is terrible!”
Address: 4670 North Ave, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Allstate was recommended to me by a friend and I could not have been more pleased. Not only were they professional, fast and efficient, they are also incredibly affordable. Will definitely be using them again!”
Address: 4670 North Ave, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Great customer service. Answered all my questions.”
Address: 4680 North Ave, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
Address: 4680 North Ave, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“While I have only had a few meals at cafeterias at district schools, they have all been positive experiences. While cafeteria food will likely always have a bad rap from some students, this easily surpasses the cafeteria food of my youth.”
Address: 5205 Windmill St, Oceanside, CA 92056, USA
“Adam and Perry did a lot of work for me and they are thorough, hard working and get the job done right!”
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