Johnsburg Village Police Department

• Rich Kretzschmar
  
  
  (May 1, 2018, 5:24 pm)

  Johnsburg Village Police Department 5/1/2018
  
  The human crab apple; that's what Johnsburg Police are coining a recent patron of the BP gas station in Johnsburg, Illinois.
  Sorces at the security monitoring systems indicate that the patron an elderly man appearing to be the age of Neil Armstrong, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Ray Charles, and Warren Buffet used nickles tainted with the BP condiment pepper in an attempt to outsmart the Bier Haus gaming machine.
  "He made out like a bandit" stated Officer Vinnie was the comment overheard on the police scanners as authorities recount the suspects actions. The game the perp choose was Gorrilia Chief and he was definatly a hacker recounts Staci a BP employee who added an additional $5 in match play. "And he seemed to have a luck charm with him that had the idenfification number 4409 that he dug up from the well at Huemann Water Conditioning next door."
  Staci also added that he was wiping a flower on his eyelids in the Hex patern of CCCCFF. Ken another emplyee stated to the Johnsburg Police that the Perp seemed raher enchanted with the camel toe of the Bier Haus beauty and kept whispering into her slot incantation "pardalis".
  Rusty a driver for the pace transportation system was another who the Officers later found out was responsible for driving the perp to the BP. "First I dropped off Chris in Wonder Lake, and I noticed my remaining passengers were up to no good. I could tell because his acomplice was wearing a Red Dog T-shirt and carrying an Orion kite
  case most likley with a weapon in it that purchased from Guns-N-Such."
  
  That's the type of crimes that the Johnsburg Police are up against every day and that's the reason for this Google review. That's why the researchers at (fx) Kretzschmar of Cognitive Vatican Sciences have stepped in an created a new and innovative approched to crime fighting. It's entitled the I-stem initiative patterned after the likes of Batman in his Lynx cowl on a mountain quest for a flower going after the Penguin. The I- stem program pioneers the way of esteem for citizens by rendering preprietary bots in 3-D CAD. "It's a great way to engage the comminity when a student is given the light of a Leo Minor kite."
  
  Back to that perp authorities have now seemed to identify him and have him trapped in what stage illusionists call the Peppers Ghost effect at coordinates 42.380807, -88.237653 the Johnsburg Fairview Bus Station where Laara K. Dugan author of The Best Flowers for Midwest Gardens confirms design keys (B. & J) are utilized.

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