Ardrey Kell High School

• Alex Fernandez
  
  
  (June 27, 2018, 11:02 pm)

  The students there are great.

• Archibald Foley
  
  
  (March 26, 2018, 10:59 pm)

  You newtimers have nothing to fear. I'm enjoying attending this school.
  You see, I live in the yellow-painted swamps just outside of the Ardrey Kell High School. I've tamed the local rats, squirrels and occassional shapeshifting demon lords to become my allies. I am their leader, the king of the Carolina wetlands. Whenever I get hungry, I demand sacrifices and eat the runt of the rats. I like to eat tablesalt.
  Now, due to the sun not existing for the past two years, I use torches made of tied-together bones to guide me each morning. I walk across red streets filled with giant snail creatures that speak German. The color blue is unnatural.
  For my first block, I'm told to sit in the basement. There's nothing in the basement; it's an empty, rectangular and windowless box. This is except for a leaky pipe in the corner of the room. It leaks, drips and drops some sticky red liquid. Every day, I sit on the ground next to the pipe, cupping my hands so I can catch and drink the liquid. I hear screaming in the wall behind the pipe, but it's all in German. I don't understand them. The liquid tastes like a sour syrup.
  For my second block, I sit on the roof. It's pitch-black due to the sun not existing. Sometimes, however, flying transluscent fish fly overhead, singing Africa by Toto. I listen to it for three hours on repeat.
  For lunch, I use my nails to dig open my stomach. From my intestines pour out skittles. I pick each sugary candy up and swallow them whole. Tasty tasty meat. Lunch only lasts twenty-five minutes. All the skittles are green.
  For third block I have German.
  For fourth block I go outside. It's PE but for some reason nobody else is ever out there. I run around, pretending to be a flying fish. Caterpillars like to bite me during this period. I like to think the sun doesn't exist because it turned into the fish.
  And then I go home, and my hands turn purple. Consciousness is subjective. Thank you, Ardrey Kell, and CMS public schools in general.

• Jun Baxley
  
  
  (March 23, 2018, 12:23 pm)

  Wow this school is big. It also has a school lunch and it also has an athletic department that has succeeded. There are teachers here and don't be fooled, there is no fourth floor and no pool. We are located near Community House Middle School and a lot of their students feed in from there. Hungry Ethiopians Never Taste Anything Interesting

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