Spee D Mart

Shall I compare thee to a Spee-D Mart?
Thou art more convenient and reasonably priced.
Hungry customers doth raid the cooler doors,
And summer’s heat hath no match for Turner's Tea.
Sometime too bright the fluorescent lights shine,
And often are thine linoleum tiles sticky;
And though with each year thine decór doth decline,
I shant complain nor become too picky;
But thy glory, Spee-D Mart, shall not fade,
Nor lose my affections thou long hast gained,
Nor shall death cause my love to wane,
When in eternity, it shall be the same.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, this wondrous Spee-D.

Oh the treasures Spee-D mart awaits for thee are endless. As you park your car in the asphalt you are immersed in the culture and language that this shop gives out. As you take your first steps toward the entrance you are overcome by emotion, a single tear runs down your cheek as you bask in the glory of these reasonably priced whole sale items. As you put your cold hand on the metal door handle you can feel the spirit of kindness that flows through the bones of the store. As you open the entrance a powerful gust of radiation fills your nostrils with the scent of unsold sammy's that are pre-packaged and ready for the picking. The store clerk acts as you are a ghost, she never says a word. As you walk down the cold straight aisle you look to your left and see condomone's for a reasonable price. (Who knew you only had to pay 2.50 to prevent a child!) Then you look to your left and see Jalapeno popper's for 3.50. (You know you made the right choice.) Now you know you need a cold beverage to quench the eternal thirst you feel inside you. You open the freezer and grab what you know is destiny, the cotton candy Faygo. You put your hand on that cold bottle and BOOM the power within your soul is transformed into a lion hunting down it's prey. You walk towards the counter and has you do you pick up a pack of condomone's for the long road ahead of you. There you are a strong man with a 4 pack walking down the aisle of a convenience store feeling better than you ever have before! You look down at you shoes and realize you just tripped of a loose tile in the floor, you know this is the end. You going down, and you going down hard!!! Your face suddenly smashed the floor and boom! You look under on of the shelves and see a one dollar bill, this must be you lucky day! You walked up to the counter and pay for you things. The girl at the register doesn't say a word not even. "Is that all?" You walk out happier than ever, you feel as though you can take over the world, so you do. You are now the king, you can do anything. The rest of your life you live in Spee-d mart selling condomones and Tampaxes Pearls, you know you've done good. And now you can have anything, anything you want and crave. Spee-d mart may be a convenience store but its a good convenience store, one that people will tell there kids about and maybe even there uncles. Theres a world out there, so don't go speeding through it, slow down and go to Spee-d mart.

Amazing :)

Sells all types of cheetos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great stor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!