Vandegrift High School

A top rated academic school. Their lacrosse team is a top competitor in its district.

A great school
It's decent, and has a really good extracurricular program
It's better than most of the other schools around (hendrickson is decent, hutto is filled with petty fights, and florida's schools are the worst).
So if you want your child to do fairly well and not drag them down to utter trash, pick this school
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There's only one access road but instead of buying the Austin Baptist Church plot the district wants to bulldoze endangered salamander habitat. 4 stars

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If Vandegrift was water, it'd be Voss Sparkling Artesian water.
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If Vandegrift was a dog, it'd be a pomeranian with silk gold-laced booties named Kingsley.
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If Vandegrift were a pair of shoes, it'd be Louis Vuitton leather cleats for playing polo in.
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Steak and lobster is the Vandegrift equivalent of McDonalds.
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When you ask a Vandegrift kid which car is his, he replies by passing you a list.
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The Monaco Grand Prix is second only to Vandegrift's parking lot for highest density of sports cars in one area.
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Vandegrift drinking fountains dispense cucumber water and the bathrooms are accompanied by personal wathroom attendants.
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If I haven't established it yet, Vandegrift is Rich with a capital R as in Rolex.

Nah, just kidding, Vandegrift is only a slightly wealthier version of all the other schools in LISD, an upper middle class suburb of Austin.